Saturday, July 23, 2011

Rooster Teeth = Cock Bite

Ok so I was having a conversation the other day about how if I just take the written test and pass I can get my class N endorsement. A class N endorsement is to drive a tank. I was toying with the idea of getting my CDL and decided maybe I want my tank endorsement as well as my hazmat endorsement. I like living dangerously.
This beauty is Sheila. 


It's somewhat scary how anyone can pass a written test to drive a tank. Made me think of terrorists. Anyway so my boyfriend has me hooked on Red vs. Blue. This came after I found out that you only need to take the written and pass  to get the endorsement.


tinamariewitt1103 : doughnut had the flag
tinamariewitt1103 : teleporter sent me back in time
qoraQ .puqloD : lol
tinamariewitt1103: yellow dies
qoraQ .puqloD : That's Grif. He gets shot a lot
qoraQ .puqloD : and he is orange. LMAO
tinamariewitt1103 : holy shit.. church bye bye
qoraQ .puqloD: And that is just the beginning of church's problems with death
tinamariewitt1103: lol
tinamariewitt1103: and that is why I need my tank endorsement
qoraQ .puqloD: lmao
tinamariewitt1103 : so I can be the lady in the tank
qoraQ .puqloD: Hello pretty Tank Lady.

Red vs. Blue Episode 1

That was about the first 8 episodes of Season 1. So it comes to my attention that when I get my class N endorsement I will be able to pick up chicks. At least that was Tucker's idea for what the tank was for since no one but Caboose knew how to drive the tank. But know one knew that Caboose had activated the tutorial for driving Sheila.

I could drive Sheila provided she didn't tell me how to drive her. I like to press buttons and figure things out for myself and well her voice would be every bit as annoying as the GPS units you can get these days. I HATE those. Besides Sheila would like how I handled her.

If you get hooked on RVB well You're Welcome.

4 comments:

wagthedad said...

Cock bite. I'll have to stay away from those. Wasn't there an animated flick back in the nineties called Tank Girl? It was a series of graphic books, right? Then there was that C. Thomas Howell movie The Tank from the eighties, with that guy from The Rockford Files (who in the hell watched that?).

I think Cock Bite would be a wonderful name for a tank. Or a pit bull.

Lilscorpiosweetie said...

You have a point, Cock bite does sound like a tank name or a pit bull name.

I don't own either of those. :( As for the tank endorsement SOMEONE had to burst my bubble. I glossed over what the actual endorsement was and decided driving a combat tank sounded way cooler than a tanker trailer.

Miss Sassy Pants said...

I have GOT to learn how to drive a tank. That sounds awesome.

Lilscorpiosweetie said...

Me too however now wouldn't be a good time. I am liable to break things and run things over.

Then I would have a very upset bunch of people.