Wednesday, January 18, 2012

I went there and don't think I am coming back.

Why is it that when someone annoys you, you find everything they do annoying?

Why can't you stop noticing those annoying things they do that apparently you didn't notice before?

I am serious, it has come to my attention that when people annoy me ( I mean seriously annoyed..like irritated for 1. not noticing this shit in the first place  and 2. because they keep doing it) WHY can't I just unnotice it?

There are lots of people and lots of things I wish I didn't notice and I am sorry Brain for making you into Captain notice everything. I am sorry Brain for point out the ridiculous and now that's all you can do is point out the ridiculous or the random stupidness of people that YOU notice because of me. And guess what.. I have just made us into people watchers to pass the time. (Sorry Mom for today at the bank when I made that comment about matching sunglasses.. you will remember the comment. My brain was on overload.)

Sometimes I wish I didn't notice things or "pick up" on things that people do because its annoying..right? So while I am in disgust with other people's bad habits I look at myself and go WHAT THE FUCK CHUCK.. ?? Seriously did you just pop that grape into your mouth? I mean you don't know whose hands have been feeling the firmness of the grape let alone if snotty fingers of kids touched it.. Seriously people wash your hands and your food.. No I am not a germophobe but still. Oh and I have just random habits I pick up from people that don't necessarily have to be bad but are considered bad because they annoy other people. Did that even make sense?

I get to thinking that maybe its those kinds of thoughts that don't win me any friends and the friends I do have are just as crazy as I am so I guess I am lucky in that respect. But thoughts that run around in my head are borderline neurotic.....maybe? DON'T ANSWER THAT. It was rhetoric anyway. I know the answer and I don't need it confirmed.

In the end if you are reading this... its because I have made you into CAPTAIN NOTICE EVERYTHING about a person and from there judgmental I guess. But because we are all adults here, We can choose to say something about it or not say anything at all. I say things as sort of stress relief for me because that is how I handle situations.

In the famous words of my co-worker.. If anything I do, say, wear or eat offends you, you have the option to look away, get up and leave and not look at me.  I am a bitch and proud of it.. or something along those lines....

1 comment:

Ericisfargo234 said...

Let it ALL out!

I tend to have a running commentary going through my head. When someone starts to annoy me, I (as most people, I think) start to see more and more things that annoy. Like when you are in a restaurant and a group of people sit at the table next to yours and one person in that groups gets loud and obnoxious. And then you notice that he when he laughs he blows hard out his noise before the guffaw. You can just see the snot blast.

And then that commentary starts up. I can't keep my eyes off him. If I were a twitter junky, I'd share him with the world.

Great. Thanks, Tina. Now I'm annoyed.