"I wonder why the Mayan Calendar only goes to 2012?" "Because they ran out of rock."
"I saw a chick that looked like Satan!"
"Put your fanny in the cup."
"Those aren't my fucking underwear!"
June 12th-
It's never ok to put frozen meatballs in my cup. EVER!
The same way you wipe your butt.. Thanks Mom, NOW I am embarrassed.
"I saw a chick that looked like Satan!"
"Put your fanny in the cup."
"Those aren't my fucking underwear!"
June 12th-
It's never ok to put frozen meatballs in my cup. EVER!
The same way you wipe your butt.. Thanks Mom, NOW I am embarrassed.
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