Out of Context

"I wonder why the Mayan Calendar only goes to 2012?" "Because they ran out of rock."

"I saw a chick that looked like Satan!"

"Put your fanny in the cup."

"Those aren't my fucking underwear!"

June 12th-

It's never ok to put frozen meatballs in my cup. EVER!

The same way you wipe your butt.. Thanks Mom, NOW I am embarrassed. 

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